PSSSSSHHHHH. I do this in my spare time…
(Source: beyond-sapphire-eyes, via tiffanys-symphony)
so true…
(Source: mememaster, via tiffanys-symphony)
This kid from Cheaper by the Dozen:
Grows up to look like this:
I’m extremely okay with this
(Source: notlucky-blessed, via tiffanys-symphony)
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations
or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and
amicable philosophical and psychological observations,
beware of platitudinous ponderosities.
Let your conversational communications
possess a clarified conciseness,
a coalescent consistency and a concatenated cogency.
Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity,
jejune babblement and asinine affections.
Let your extemporaneous descantings and
unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and
veracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast.
Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity,
setatious vacuity,
ventriloqual verbosity or
vain vapidity,
obscurant or apparent.
Shun double entendre,
purient jocosity and
pestiferous profanity.
In other words…
Say what you mean and
mean what you say,
and don’t use big words!!
Author Unknown
"This is one of my all-time favorite poems. “words words words! I’m so sick of words!” as Eliza Doolittle would say (My fair Lady with Audrey Hepburn of course).
Why must we talk so much? Why do we use big words? To confuse our enemies? To make us seem smarter than we are? I cannot say why I do it; I do it all the time. But one thing is to be sure; things are always simple until we complicate them.
Audrey Hepburn = win
(Source: chantalmallett)
Sarah Dessen, This Lullaby (via avgoustos)
Audrey Hepburn (via avgoustos)
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring (via avgoustos)